With the advent of the Yuki adventure on Monday and a lengthy discussion with my wife last night, there won't be a kayak in my life any time soon, if at all.
My wife informed me that if I had a kayak, it tipped over, and I drowned, she would hunt me down, find me where ever I was, and kill me again. She seem pretty firm on that and there didn't seem to be any wiggle room there.
You have to keep in mind that I'm married to a Princess. Being married to a Princess, you're subject to the "Princess rules". If you're married to one, you know of what I speak. If not, let me list a few for you.
Princess rule #1 - The Princess is always right. That goes without saying.
Princess rule #2 - If the Princess is wrong, refer to rule #1.
Princess rule #3 - The Princess can change the rules at any time. No, she doesn't have to tell you ahead of time.
Princess rule #4 - Don't piss off the Princess. This is where the second paragraph above comes in.
Princess rule #5 - The Princess should have everything she wants. When the Princess is happy, you'll be happy.
I know, this is just some silly stuff,.....or is it? Yuki sold the blue kayak and in the future he'll be kayaking alone. If I want to get out, I'll have to break out the Float Tube Cumberland and chance the leg cramps.
I had another epiphany this morning regarding the Float Tube Cumberland. I could flipper out to one of the buoys (Camanche North Shore), tie up to it, and fish from there. Deep water, sitting on my butt, and Power Bait dunking. What a concept.
See you next post.