Disclaimer: These jokes are sent to me via email from a
friend. I don’t make them up, I only pass them on. Some are politically
incorrect bordering on rude, crude, and abusive. They are only meant as jokes
and are not meant to offend anyone. If you feel offended, please just click off
the blog for this joke, but please return because there will be more.
The folks who are getting the free
stuff don't like the folks who are paying for the free
stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free
stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free
stuff and their own stuff.
And the folks who are paying
for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop. And the folks who are getting the
free stuff want even more free stuff on
top of the free stuff they are already getting!
Now... the people who are
forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have
told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that
the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are
being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
So... the people who are
GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying
for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free
stuff and giving them the free stuff in
the first place.
We have let the free
stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free
stuff than paying for the free stuff.
Now understand this.
All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.
All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.
The reason?
The voters figured out they
could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised
to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially
became a Republic in 1776, 236 years ago. The number of people now getting free
stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free
stuff.
Failure to change that spells
the end of the United States as we know it.
ELECTION 2014 IS COMING
ELECTION 2014 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a
Government of Wolves!
I'm confused. Where do I get free stuff?
ReplyDeleteAnd this isn't a joke...it's a political chain email. I prefer jokes.
Hi Tim. I know this one wasn't a 'real" joke, but trust me I've weeded out some that were a lot worse than this one. I'll try to stay with jokes.
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