Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Free Stuff

Disclaimer: These jokes are sent to me via email from a friend. I don’t make them up, I only pass them on. Some are politically incorrect bordering on rude, crude, and abusive. They are only meant as jokes and are not meant to offend anyone. If you feel offended, please just click off the blog for this joke, but please return because there will be more. 

The folks who are getting the free stuff don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.
And the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop. And the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!
Now... the people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.
So... the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.
We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.
Now understand this.
All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between
200 and 250 years after being founded.
The reason?
The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.
The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 236 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff.
Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!


  1. I'm confused. Where do I get free stuff?

    And this isn't a joke...it's a political chain email. I prefer jokes.

    1. Hi Tim. I know this one wasn't a 'real" joke, but trust me I've weeded out some that were a lot worse than this one. I'll try to stay with jokes.