Remember, it could be anything from a joke to a tour of the USAF Museum. So, here we go.
On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were
listening to the radio during breakfast when They heard the radio announcer
say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get
> "So the good wife went out and moved her car.
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
> said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
> car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get
> "The good wife went out and moved her car again.
> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
> Says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
> Then the electric power went out.
> The good wife was very upset, and with a Worried look on her face she
> said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
> park on so the snow plows can get through?"
> Then with love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are
> married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
> "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
> I didn't see it coming either!