Formerly Northern California Trout. Same URL, A Variety Of Topics
Saturday, November 16, 2013
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THESE LAWS AT FIRST, BUT HAVE FOUND THEM TO BE TRUE
FROM ACTUAL EXPERIENCE.
1.Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut,
bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
3. Law of Probability-
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
and someone always answers.
- As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to
call for help.
6.Variation Law -If
you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
7.Law of the Bath
- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The
probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try
to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who
will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the
toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the
game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move
once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter
end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.
13.Murphy's Law of Lockers- If there are only 2 people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces- The
chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor,
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or
15.Law of Logical Argument-Anything
is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If
the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A
closed mouth gathers no feet.
18.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing
Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really
like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law- If
you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't make an
appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over
with taking children to the pediatrician.