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His name was Bubba, he was from Kentucky ... And he needed a loan,
So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the Loan
Officer.
Officer.
He told the Loan Officer that he was going to Paris for an International
Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was
not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some
form of security
for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.
for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.
The Redneck
produced the title and everything checked out. The Loan Officer agreed to
hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
charge 12% interest.
produced the title and everything checked out. The Loan Officer agreed to
hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed
a good laugh at
the Redneck from Kentucky for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank's private underground garage and parked it.
the Redneck from Kentucky for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the
bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000
and the interest
of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn &
Bradstreet and found
that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Eastern Kentucky University at
Richmond , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real
estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments
include a large number of wind turbines north of Lafayette , Indiana.
that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Eastern Kentucky University at
Richmond , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real
estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments
include a large number of wind turbines north of Lafayette , Indiana.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York
City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was BUBBA....
Keep an eye on those Kentucky boys!
Just because they talk funny does not mean they are stupid.
It wouldn't be too funny, except it's true.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Mark. Enjoyed that one. You and I wouldn't have thought of that if we wanted to park our car in New York for a week or so!
ReplyDeleteI know that guy!
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