Ice Fishing

If I offend anyone, I apologize in advance.

Blonde  goes ice  fishing

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

She'd seen many books on the subject,

and finally getting all the necessary tools together,

she  made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool,

she started to  make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

 

"THERE ARE NO FISH    UNDER THE ICE."

 

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,

poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,

 

"THERE ARE NO FISH    UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away,

clear down to the opposite end of the ice.

She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,

 

"THERE ARE NO FISH    UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,

 

"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

 

 

 

And

 

 

 

The voice replied,

 

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK" 

It is about fishing.